Playlist Hell - $50 donation
If making me suffer or motivating me is something that warms up your wallet, then you are in luck. For a measly $50 I promise to listen to a 1-hour playlist of your creation no matter how ear-pain inducing it might happen to be. I will create and upload a video review explaining just how much or how little I thought of your playlist. In full alignment with my basic characteristics, this will be a blunt and no holds barred account of the quality of your music taste. (Be sure to include ‘#playlisthell in your Givenow message)
Support Crew - $200 donation
For $200 I will take you with me. I will arrange to have a photoshoot and create a life size paper doll of you that I will take with me on the ride. You will have the pleasure of seeing yourself in many wonderful locations and will receive large amounts of praise for participating in the ride. (Be sure to include ‘#supportcrew in your Givenow message)
Cheers to you! - $20 donation
Are you a kind and wonderful person that loves to share a beverage in strange and wonderful places. Well this is just the thing for you. I will drink a beer and toast to your health for a mere $20 donation. These beers will happen in some very far flung places and sometimes they may even happen before 12 due to the serious lack of availability of watering holes, but they will happen. I shall post this toast to your health on your Facebook page in thanks for your generosity that came without any desire to make me suffer. (Be sure to include ‘#Cheerstoyou’ in your Givenow message)
Slow Freight - $450 donation
How would you like to give your favourite stuffed toy a tour of our amazing country. Or perhaps you just have a wicked sense of humour and love for me to carry a brick from your place to Uluru. Well this is just the thing for you. For a $450 donation I will carry any item (subject to approval - yes this statement is here for you Kelli) up to one kilogram on either my front or rear pannier. It will end up hideously dirty, scratched and weather beaten, I may swear at it, throw it in a fit of rage or just spit on it occasionally, particularly if it is a full kilo, but I will take it all the way to Uluru. Your item will feature in many a witty and even perhaps serious video and photoshoot and I shall deliver it back to you in a somewhat dilapidated state. (Be sure to include ‘#slowfreight in your Givenow message)
No Bells and Whistles - name your price type donation
Now this you should be familiar with. Just give me your money because it is a really really good cause. These kids actually get a real life that goes beyond scrounging for food at the rubbish dump because of the work of I am Someone. We actually have stories to tell where we found kids scrounging for rubbish on the rubbish dump and because of the work that I am Someone has done, they are now at university working out how they can change the world for others. This is really worthwhile stuff. So give as much or as little as you like. (Be sure to include ‘#nobells’ in your Givenow message)
Old School Fundraising
Let’s go back a few years to your primary school days when you used to go from grandparent to grandparent chasing sponsors for the local fun run. Ahh yes, you remember, the pay per kilometer option. I will leave the math up to you but my suggestion would be to sponsor me for $1 per kilometer. $1 isn’t very much after all. In fact, it wont buy you much of a coffee even…. The ride is only 2229km. (Be sure to include ‘#Oldschool’ in your Givenow message)
